Here’s last year’s winner Michelle Dorrance teaching Colbert how to tap. I love how seriously he’s taking it. They are adorable together.

For me it was what lead up to the baby being dropped off at the fire station. If the baby was born at home and mom died, I would assume there would be some medical emergency personnel notified, as opposed to Dad delivering baby, leaving mother’s dead body around, and taking baby to fire station. If she gave birth in…

Aside from that terribly convoluted Wiki title card, I couldn't get past the logistics of the adoption. Baby is born to a mother who dies, ends up with his biological dad, who has him at home and thus can drop him off at a fire station, where he is then taken to the hospital... all on his date of birth? He wasn't…