No surprise—there hasn’t been a Cup in Edmonton in 25 years.

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The guy squatting on the Smith Press, just a few head shakes and back to it.

“The best freelance sacks are made of burlap.”

Blair Walsh has become an apparition, and the only one who can see him is Billy Cundiff, who is also a ghost.

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

I’m Hardyly satisfied.

That interview wasn't the Doocy I was hoping it to be.

Yeah it grew. It grew. It definitely grew.

Man, he really Minceyd words.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

“Can I just stay out of this debate? Aaron Hernandez is a good friend of mine. I have known him for a long time. I support all my friends. That is what I have to say. He’s a good friend of mine.”

Hayden’s doctors predict that by next season, all his fears will have been forgotten.

Son: Daddy, what’s the Europa League?

+1 teal and purple Starter jacket

July 31, 2011: Announced he had been diagnosed with Boarderline Personality Disorder, and has been undergoing treatment to understand and manage his condition ever since.

But what’s your point?

So there you go baby. He’s 500 pounds and I went after him for you.

Trump followed that up by saying he wanted to make America as great as those UCLA Basketball teams from the 1960s, he just couldn’t remember what happened to that Alcindor kid.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.