This looks really bad for Kane, if I were him, I’d distract everyone by giving Pete Rose a piledriver.

Um...pretty sure that’s Dilma Rousseff, President of Brazil. It doesn’t take a sharpshooter’s eyes to see that.

I conquer, and I super cereal hope you’re right. But as with a lot of things, I’ve learned that I’m likely in the minority report. Most people don’t have a high school degree; though I feel like a temporarily inconvenienced millionaire, my household income puts me well west of the equator income even for my county of…

Lol way to slip in your masters

No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

The final SNL episode that Hartman and Farley were in as cast mates, had the last shot of them hugging each other and waving goodbye to the camera. Within less than a year of that episode airing, they were both dead. Tragic...

Really refreshing to see that even Tom Brady has a boss who sends him weird, punctuationless emails containing phrases like “clear understanding”

Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever skipped a question in a Funbag, but I breezed right through that question about Magic Cards.

I love it. Someone threw their trash down at him, so he threw his up at them.

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This isn’t a court, the NFL can’t issue warrants, they have absolutely no right to search his personal property. I say this as Jets fan who loves that the decision was upheld. Goodell is a moron and his handling of this incident, like every other thing he has done recently, has been appalling.

“I’m so sick of this fu——- bu——— you c—-.”

There was no anticipated bid for a second Toronto-area team, and even more surprisingly, nothing from Seattle.

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.

SIMMONS: Pack up your bags. We’re starting our own sports website.

Visiting hours didn’t begin until 4 PM and Tom Coughlin needed to get to bed

It should also be noted that the NASCAR banquet he is boasting about keeping the deposit for is a cancer charity fundraiser.

I’m determined to make a level in Mario Maker than even he can’t beat. Except I’d have to beat it in order to upload it so never mind. I’ll make a game my 8 year old cousin can’t beat though. She needs to be brought down a peg.

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

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