I thought the same thing, re: rehearsals.

It's widespread changes like these that makes me think that Ballmer's Clippers will Excel during the 2014-15 NBA season.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Pressed for further comment, Gyan responded: "I'm not Ghana dignify that question with a response."

Architects are hopeful that this design becomes a new American Standard.

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

It's not often a news anchor gets to use a story to reefer to her own business.

what the fuck

Ah, fuck it. Yes! That's your answer! That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over, Ms. Greene! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, madam! The bums will always lose, do you hear me, Greene? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!

I have to be honest, I would have had no idea that woman was a pothead until I found out she was unemployed.

Wow, how blunt of her.

Smith's high horse was shot out from beneath him when he posted pictures of the severe branding inflicted upon his son.

Wow, Wayne, you were right, they look totally natural. Where did you say that you had them done again?

Well, he did say he was going back to Cleveland to return to his roots.

As a bald man who has been shaving what's left since the age of 19, I support LeBron. If you don't have the proper shaped head to sport the complete shave, going bald sucks.

Don't worry about not naming the Hardin Valley player.

The Vikings announce that Adrian Peterson will return to team activities to spend less time with his family.

MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

Does Bob Goodlatte work for Starbucks?