@Lensflare: I would hate to be you, no offense.

@pinshot: funny if you were kidding (cuz it's basically true). dick if you weren't. its getting real hard these days to detect /s on the nets.

so it's not really a pew pew, but more of a peeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

@Apples_to_Oranges: ya but it had cancerous moles. gross.

figure 112, definitely a titty

DUGG

Curiously interested...

ugh. at this rate big red users might get 4G before me (sprint).

Stay classy Jobs.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: i bought a copy on VHS way back in the day. i used to press the pause button repeatedly to advance frame by frame in those sequences in which they would show what took place on the ship when the dude from jurassic park would touch the ship and see whacked out shit. you ever actually take the…

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: i rewatched this movie now that i'm all grown up. it seemed cheesy, but was still awesome nonetheless.

it's called cerebro

smart man. beats the shit out of sitting in busch gardens all day.

protip: if you own apple stock, buy some puts.

thank god for the "non-slip grip". there isn't anything much worse than your fleshlight hitting the floor and pickin up dust, hair, lint and grit.

@Nighson: oh i know, it was a over 9000 reference/reply to your video. nobody ever sees what i did there :(

@CoulterBZZZZZZZZ: zing

@Nighson: cmon man, who has over 9 minutes?

let's be fair on that negative, the device should have 2X the ram that it actually does