@farcedude: that's what she said

@CmmntngpntlsslysMh: lk t! 'd lv th pprtnty t cntrbt. jst mvd, s my cntrbtns wld lkly b vry sprs t ths pnt n my lf, bt 'd stll pprct th pprtnty vry mch. ls, wll cptlz wrds, nd spll thngs lk "y" prprly, prms. :)

i'd be lucky if i was getting half. i'm getting about a 1/20th

@CmmntngpntlsslysMh: MG GT DSMVWLD. wrd, drmt lst nght tht my brthr ws ctng lk n dt nd tryng t rd grt wht shrk nd ws dsmbwld. prhps dsmvwlmnt hs ntrd my drms. s ths ncptn? sht, bttr pnch myslf.

i find this difficult to masturbate to

@Curves: no pun intended?

@The world will know squalor.: damn, i can't believe that shit is still going on. i saw that at a community college planetarium like 10 years ago.

@Curves: kinda makes ya envy the bum lifestyle

@CmmntngpntlsslysMh: dfntly gt bnnd, bt mld skng why nd skng t kndly b nbnnd, nd t ws wrkd t. knw hw ths stff gs.

@CommentingpointlesslyisMeh: lol, see it wouldn't bother me, but this place is similar to many other forums i guess.

fuck, THAT'S AWESOME!

@CommentingpointlesslyisMeh: I was banned without warning once for writing the word Evo in a post about the iPhone 4. Apparently my comment was flagged for trolling. I've been banned and unbanned so many times. You basically can't say anything that will hurt anyone's (read: phanboys) feelings.

high efficiency tires? where can i get some?

@CommentingpointlesslyisMeh: mine was a direct quote from borat

@Sidetalker: lol! seriously though, i'm just one of those guys who hates all video players that aren't youtube.

false. ikea is shit.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: kaiser amy friend. friend. friend. amy friend. kaiser.

@Dacker: deaf def comedy jam. seems redundant.

@Spatula: i'm both hungry and nauseated by this comment

i just bought a 58" 3d tv last weekend. i temporarily set it up in the family room on the tv stand that was in my bedroom. totally meant to take out the porn flicks and hide them, but forgot. my roommate said that he found the dvd's and popped one in with some friends while the GF and i were out shopping. i came home…