@september11th: Find one with a good return policy, just in case.

FFS you're practically weightless in water. How fat do you want to be?!

droid doesn't?

@HashMaster9000: nice one dude

@Realityism ▲: if only i could promote comments.

@rjp is protected: would have also accepted "e aw e"

-...only try to realize the truth.

@turwaith: I possess the tools, but not the knowledge :(

An iPhone won. STOP THE PRESSES!

curly. straight. curly. straight. curly. straight.

@cheesepuff18: Oh hey

@deeddawg: Excellent ref.

Angry Birds, where is it?

@FriarNurgle: jesus christ dude!

@njdevil: dood, i literally LoL'd!

@Martian Yeti: touche'

you'd have some seriously pissed off palestinians if this happened

@kdawghomie: The first thing that made me smile today was this comment :)

@deshman02: Little known fact, the Shanghai Cisco store has a drive-thru.

Rumor has it that the bones of dead Foxconn employees are contained within it's concrete walls.