He’s not having a very good season. He’s just having a better season than any he’s had before.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

Nothing brings people of all races together like ignoring MLS.

“I will smack your face off your face,” Charlie Kelly, from the CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED (by Redford) Nightman Cometh episode.

Well, You’ll just have to wait for Trump’s grand “golden” finale.

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Yokes on him. They already cleared everything out of the building. It’s just a shell.

Not to mention, why the hell is The D.E.N.N.I.S. System so low?! And Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass. ROCK FLAG & EAGLE!!!!!!!!

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

Mayweather looked really nervous at the beginning when he thought Cari Champion was going to read him the riot act about his history of DV. When he realized it was just questions and no actual reading, he calmed down quite a bit.

Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

*Watersportsgate

alternate headline:

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Of course he could’ve, he’s not blind.  

Could you imagine  if virtual baseball became a real competitive thing, you’d have the best hitters barely be able to run to first and the pitchers would be chain smoking, beer drinking, overweight hillbillies. Ridiculous!

“That’s a unicycle kick.”

It’s scummy. I’m a scumbag. But I didn’t wait five years to be promoted out of the greys just to be polite.

I think there’s a hole in that theory.

I feel like this headline is attempting to discourage behind the back passes and I don’t like its tone.