The headline’s not even the hottest take in the article.

“added the second-best player in the NBA to their team this offseason.”

White Mamba the GOAT leading the Nets to back-to-back Finals appearances.

stick to sprotscenter then

I guess upgrading to a lambo isn’t always the best idea.

This is why I hate the saying “Numbers never lie.” They may not be lying, but they do not tell the whole story either.

“I’m a believer in the team above all single or group agendas,” Pillen said.

Where’s the “Nice.” tag?

Yes.

Neymar or Messi?

Counterpoint: Noo

a championship dependent on where it lands.

WrestleMiinia

Look how regular-sized his wife looks next to him.

I like how they used “the Article” like the NFL used “the League” in their letter.

Did you read the article? The guy said he could have put the title as “Half-Life 3" and a ton of people would have clicked.

What’s with this term “cup of coffee” with an NBA team. I’ve heard it used recently with Sean Kilpatrick as well and have never heard it previously. I have no point, I’m just drunk.

I’m not for the concept of the cheerleaders paying for time in front of the crowd, but they are essentially already doing it. These dancers are willing to take a greater pay-cut because they’re sold on the exposure they’ll receive and the chance that some dance scout in the arena will notice them and make them a star.

Wow, that picture seems a bit misleading even with the caption.

Highest point of the Rockets’ season.