That poor dog about to get his head blown off looks a whole lot like my Jaden. The sick fuck who conceived of this film is not an artist; he’s just a sick fuck. Shame on him. Thumbs down and middle fingers UP!

I’d up-vote you, but I don’t know how.

I miss one-night stands. What’s your point?

I hate this new format. But I’m famous for my snap decision-making, so what the fuck do I know? I also want to see if I can write the word “fuck” and not get gang-banged by the Cyber Cops for using “unacceptable language.”

Mmmmm-kay. How do I know that “You” is me? Where’s my bitchin’ avatar? Where’s my obnoxious user name?