Whatever, man. That kid’s no more than four feet tall. If that. In fact, look at those hairy feet. I’m pretty sure that’s Frodo right there. You’re just jealous of his seven foot vertical.

Players and fans losing their minds running in every direction possible is my favorite celebration of all time, period. I wish I this could be introduced in other parts of my life, like when I perfectly parallel Park into that spot that looked way to small on the first try, I want people walking down the sidewalk to…

Yep. I do a quick scan and head count, too. I can do that while I lecture or introduce an activity. If there’s a discrepancy, it tells me to pay closer attendance. The one instance I caught, I did the same thing, read him the riot act. Then I sat back and watched a 21-year-old man nearly devolve into a sniffling,…

Every semester I try to think of an alternative to an attendance sign-in sheet for my class, and every semester I fail. If your class is small (fewer than 25 students), then you can do a roll call every day. But I’ve got 45 on average, and if I take a roll call every day it just takes too damn long, and my class is…

I chalked this up to sexual harassment condoned at an institutional level, but knowing a 24 year old arrived there picturing herself as some kind of academic crusader who was going to reform college athletics, it’s not surprising she was quickly ostracized by her superiors. This doesn’t excuse the way she was treated,…

I can’t wait for Eli’s academic issues at Ole Miss to come to light. Here’s a picture he drew for Archie. Eli colors out his “wicked older brothers,” while he scrubs the floor, So sad.

I admire Eli Manning. So, as long as no Mc Donald Playland Ballpit Pooping story breaks, I’m safe to go on.

Can’t wait to see what other Peydirt® comes out of this!

Ladybird

Damn. I’m a dog person, but my condolences.

I took my dad on the bus here once. A guy sat next to him and was like, “Hey, man, you want to hear my new track?” and handed my dad an earbud. Made my life.

So you’re saying we should take off and nuke it from orbit? ‘Cause it's the only way to be sure?

A lifetime of trophies for showing up.

“Some of us worked hard to get where we are today, where we can shell out mad cash for real estate and ignore subject/verb agreement with impunity!”

Love how he struts his education while not being able to hold onto grammatical construction for one sentence.

Usually by having shitty parents, shitty friends, or both.

Me to this TechBro:

I wish I could force-choke people with shocking regularity nowadays. To mix a couple references, the hate must flow.

I am writing today, to voice my concern and outrage over the increasing homeless and drug punctuation problem that the city is faced with. I’ve been living in plaguing SF for over three years, and without a doubt it is the worst it has ever been. Every day, on my way to, and from work, I see people commas sprawled…

The idea that successfully holding down a job and making rent entitles you to complete freedom from perceiving the unhappiness of others is so breathtakingly narcissistic.