I was really touched by the pain and grief on that child’s face right before he hits his brother in the balls.

Rest in peace you beautiful son of a bitch.

Broke Back Dirt Track

Not fucking long enough.

Wait that episode is in French! Did not expect that.

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change color?

IDK, I just want David Milch to write the series for HBO.

El Chapo’s chalupa didn’t work right.

Tee hee. And if you’re wearing a condom: sleepy peepee in a tepee.

I can just imagine him getting online and smashing other people and just laughing to himself “Dont fuck with the potus.”

Okay, turn you head on more of a slant...

Uncle Rico got a piece. And he finally threw that football over that mountain. In LA.

maybe it would have been nominated if it was a polar bear

+1 hot tub with your soul mate.

Whatever it is, you can’t afjord it.

My question - How the hell did Uncle Rico make enough money to buy an NFL team? Although it would explain his inability to gauge QB talent.

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

What kind of women leaves the house, sober, with a face?

This made me cringe so hard. As a “positive” person myself, I am very careful with my meds and have been a nervous wreck over missing just a day on the very rare occasion that it’s happened. I don’t think it needs to be repeated, but please don’t follow Charlie Sheen’s lead on this one.