November 8, 2016. It was a Tuesday.

In the long ago, far away, world of 8th grade, our teacher had us read this aloud, with each student taking a few phrases or sentences. Then, the teacher gave us a brief explanation of what some of the phrases meant, or what had occasioned them to be said. “Who knows what ‘standing armies’ means?”

“#RaisedRight”

A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

I agree completely. It’s hard. Terribly hard...but if your body can’t keep you alive due to a terminal non curable or treatable disease, then you should not be alive.  

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

No, Trump has never seen Toy Story. That would imply he has some involvement in raising his children.

“I am not shocked that part of her health was affected by drugs,” he continued. “If you want to know what killed her, it’s all of it.”

This lady, in additon to being a racist, sounds like a special class of fruit loop (O pioneer, if you move to a predominantly black neighborhood, maybe expect to see black folks standing on the sidewalk outside of your house?). But WTF is going on with the Southampton police? Per the Press:

I put this up on the fusion article about Koosh, but wanted to post it to the Slot as well, because this is my favorite site on the internet.

I guess the thing is this wasn’t either “classic art” in the sense of the old masters, or kitsch; this was a modern piece by a respected artist.

My baby has a favorite boob, does that count?

Why WHY do the same people who scream about Hillary’s emails not realize this is 100x worse in every way? How can they believe that one is horrible, terrible, unforgivable, OH SO BAD, but this? This is fine. Not real. Fake news.

Yeah no. I’ll be the obnoxious German person who says: sure, keep the plantations, the market auction platforms, the shackles and huts. Keep the gallows and whips. Make them into museums and commemorative spaces to grieve, respect and remember the victims.

Yes, it’s very important for us as Americans to commemorate the treason against the United States in order to keep human beings as slaves. Because there are Nazi statues all over Germany oh wait

Yeah, to the tune of nearly 1 million when this season premiered on vh1. What enlightening shit do you watch?

I swear to Guadalupe the T about this season had better be incorrect. Val forever!

SUSAN:

What is this internalised misogyny of which you speak? Is it widespread?

And as I have stated before, big fucking deal rich girl is attractive. Plastic surgery, never having to do any manual labor, and a glam squad will do wonders for practically every person.