He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Can we all agree that losing Kim and gaining Dorit is the biggest tragedy of the housewives era? God Dorit is terrible.

First he’s too smart for the briefings, then he can’t retain the info from said briefings. Which is it you orange asshole?

Dumb bs? trump being blackmailed by the russians to be their puppet is dumb? Get out of here with that crap.

On a serious note, this actually happened. The Trump campaign removed harsh language regarding Russia/Ukraine from the Republican platform. He then implied the US would not defend its NATO commitments in Eastern Europe. Granted this happened in July and I’m not sure when this report was written. The best I could find…

Hold the fuck on, it isn’t standard procedure for the show to book hotel space for the various performers to get hair and makeup done and wait indoors until showtime? It’s not like you can get to Times Square after about 3pm. This smells of catty bullshit.

Prepare for someone to earnestly explain how this is all her fault with bonus Bernie would have won guarantees.

You guys are nicer than I am. I’m still in the no sympathy camp.

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

When my first nephew was a baby, I would tell him “You’re a better man than I am Gunga Din,” and it would always make him smile. As he started learning people’s names, he seemed to be taking a long time to learn mine. Then one day my sister-in-law says, “I think he thinks you’re Gunga.” Once she pointed it out, we…

Watching porn with your significant other is one thing. Watching porn featuring a young girl you’ve know her whole life who you found attractive at the age of 12 your wife is the real icky part of this scenario.

The first thing a dictator does is go after the media.

They won’t care. Facts don’t matter to them.

Hillary’s candidacy meant a lot of things to a lot of people— many of them women who have been consistently passed over in their professional lives in favor of less qualified men. It seems really shitty to mock people for feeling badly for her, much less to make the ridiculous assertion that such feelings are the…

Susan retweeted the clip of Van Jones that’s going around right now. To which I say, how DARE you have the nerve to do that you ignorant fool. After your simpering for Jill Stein. Van Jones has been a voice of reason this whole election season and you tuning into him now is a day late and a damn sight more than a…

Omg, yes fuck you Susan Sarandon. I hope you enjoy clinging to your ideological purity while Trump guts this country and drags us back to 1851 or whenever he believes America was great before.

AND FUCK YOU to all of the Bernie supporters who started the cycle of Hillary hate, revved it up, warmed up that engine and then passed it right on to Trump.Fuck you for that. This means you “The Slot.” Your dumb ass is guilty as charged.

Free speech my friend. Just as he had the right to say every despicable thing that dribbled from his fish mouth, he also must face the consequences of said free speech.

I’m sad to say that I expect violence, both on election day and afterwards.