You have clearly never spent time in Detroit. Although, in all seriousness, it's probably because he normally wears as an animal first responder. If your job consists of trying to capture packs of feral rotweillers and pitbulls, you'd probably want some extra protection as well. Sure, he didn't need it for this…

I've been lead to believe that possession of drive encryption is a serious offense in china.

Nothing wrong with talking like Yoda there is. Quite fun it can be.

I'm sure there's an interesting story behind posting this picture, but I have no idea who this guy is. (Not being snarky here. I'm actually kind of curious.)

So you don't bother to cure your weed or do anything to improve your yield?

Bi dude chiming in here. I prefer both that men and women trim, but not shave their pubes. It's not as much an asthetic thing as it is practical... I'm a wee bit (who am I kidding? MAJORLY) orally fixated, and I really hate choking on a long pube. The flip side is that trimming very short and/or shaving leaves…

Exactly. I totally assumed he was just making up the octopus. They clearly established that he's a chronic liar and it always made me laugh when he "made up" the giant octopus in front of the whole town. It seemed in-character and appropriate. (Although last I heard word of god says Gremlins and Goonies take place…

I seriously doubt that anybody who matters even bothers to look at the CIA's website, let alone would judge them particularly harshly for getting hit by a DDOS. Sure, "random Taliban dude number 7" might get excited for a minute when he spots this news on his cell phone's twitter feed, but who cares? The same type…

I'm assuming your reply was a joke, but on the off chance I've actually offended you, @Lite: an adventurer is me! is correct. I've got nothing against Iowans per se, I was just using it as a generic "place that is kind of far from Langly." The idea was that Anon isn't really hurting the CIA, but instead is mildly…

Just a note: The CIA website is not actually important in any way, shape or form. They have not "knocked the CIA offline." All they did was ddos a PR page and probably the "world fact book." They've managed to annoy some IT guy, stop people from filling out job applications for an hour or two and made it slightly…

How could it be clear? He's got like 8 more American Pie spin offs to film this year.

It's in the extended edition. Also keep an eye open for the scene where every single male McFly has a boner for someone who looks exactly like his ancestors.

I was baffled for years by the line at the end of the movie where Chunk says "And there was this giant octopus!" I had probably seen the movie 80+ times before I ever saw an edit that included the octopus. I always just assumed Chunk was full of crap.

College students are cheap subjects and it's easier to get funding for cheap studies. Now that it's give (kind of) interesting results, they will likely try to expand the parameters for a second study to see if the results hold true. Science usually takes lots of baby steps to get where it's going. I rarely trust…

Gosh, what is it with people and their willingness to be respectful? You're totally wrong about how important that is. Arguing is awesome, and you're clearly an idiot.

I've always imagined the right-wing kool aid as tasting a bit like pickle juice and sweat socks.

Not to be a total downer, but half of Mexico can't enforce the "don't rape and murder people" laws. I bet there's not much being done about this one either.

Well, it's not so much "bad experiences" it's that I'm super picky about my seafood quality and Red Lobster just doesn't meet my standards (i used to live right near a prefectural fish-market in Japan; not much meets my standards any more). Also, I've got seriously messed up shoulders due skiing accidents in days of…

Uh, not to be a total downer, but some times the expectation falls through. Not every "expectation" becomes a reality. :(

Just use that clip from Alien^3 where you can see the xenomorph in Ripley's abdomen. Good stuff.