Hi Andy.

Why is Forte still shaving half of his head and face?

Except, and here’s where it gets wild, Lincoln himself wasn’t a Radical Republican, and the Radical Republicans didn’t take power in Congress until Reconstruction. Wilder still, Lincoln’s positions changed from the start of the war (which is what we were talking about) to several years into the war (which is what you…

Ignoring someone’s reaction to you means you are staying the course, not the other way around.

This is why I haven’t been to Peter Luger’s in over a decade.

The change being resisted, at first, was the breakup of the Union. It wasn’t about slavery (in the North at least) until further along in the war.

Growing your own weed is like making your own pasta.

I didn’t, because I wasn’t exactly near them in the theater. As soon as they started, some lady shushed them and then immediately went and got a manager. And when they kept it up, she went back and brought him back again. That lady was my hero.

If you can read, you can cook.

Or you could have been at my screening where two people began to have a conversation as soon as the movie started and didn’t stop until the second time a manager came in the theater to tell them to be quiet about 25 minutes in.

HOW THE FUCK IS MOBY WORTH $32M?

Did anybody here ever see the last episode of M*A*S*H? I was really worried that what was going to happen with the baby.

Exactly. They cut from the whiteboard which reads, essentially, “They are bulletproof and their armor is impregnable” directly to.....

Everything always leads to death.

The code for the Aukey Slimline battery doesn’t work. Amazon says it has expired.

The code for the Aukey Slimline battery doesn’t work. Amazon says it has expired.

Settle down, snowflake.

That is great.

I’m going to skip right past the Phish (never has openers), Dead (also no openers), and SCI hate (Miss Brown’s Teahouse is a String Cheese song, so there) and counterpoint this with, Why would you go see a band with four openers? Call the venue, ask them what time the bands go on, add a half hour to that, and get…

Straight white guy here. That’s what Coates was actually saying. The idea is, very generally speaking, that since we white people have had dominion over everything in America for forever, the idea that we are being denied the use of something (especially something that we, ahem, invented) is anathema to some of us.

Thanks. I have a serious seafood allergy. I’ve tried making vegan fish sauce using shiitake mushrooms before, but it seems like it would be easier to just buy a bottle of this stuff.