A high school student has handwriting like that?

I’m pretty sure his teammates, his coaches, and most of the state of Ohio would rather win the World Series. “Run of the mill fans” don’t get a vote here.

More of this, please.

Related: the people who stand right at the top of the subway stairs to make a phone call because they think that is the only place they can get reception, so you have to go around them. Also, people who sit on the stairs.

He’s not speaking on behalf of veterans, he’s speaking on behalf of himself.

#NeverForget Don King stabbed two people to death.

You should also check with your ISP to see if this is an authorized model. Most companies don’t let you just pick any old modem to use on their network (Hi, TimeWarner!)

You should also check with your ISP to see if this is an authorized model. Most companies don’t let you just pick…

Oh, that’s good.

“He’s full of shit.” -Paul McCartney

Still the best (worst):

Automated Dialogue Replacement. You have that person read a line into a microphone at a different time and then take that audio and place it along with the video, and hope nobody notices the lips don’t exactly match the words.

I bought one last week when they went on sale. It is definitely worth the $18, especially if you live in an area with notoriously low water pressure, like New York City.

I bought one last week when they went on sale. It is definitely worth the $18, especially if you live in an area…

No Curt Schilling? Or is he no longer a “media personality”?

President Washington wanted a standing army. It was the Congress that didn’t want to pay for it.

Why is illegal in quotes?

All that is missing is a Crying Jordan somewhere.

Of course he vapes.

Who won all their Grammys in either “Rock” or “Hard Rock/Metal” categories, so no, they are not a Top 40 pop band.

Foo Fighters.

I came here because this seemed like the kind of article somebody would choose to take a cheap shot at Phish in. But you are 100% right, my man.