I think that women will come to their senses when they realize how gross many men's restrooms are, but men will get to piss all over different toilets for a change.

Oh no! I had to walk an entire mile home from elementary school. By myself. I cannot believe that I didn't get kidnapped and beheaded.

I read it as being safe for the car, i.e. no malware.

It's not an SUV yet! Given enough time, every car will be an SUV.

I've only heard good things about the new 8/9 speed transmissions. I don't think I've ever heard anything good from Ford's 6 speed DCT...

I feel like given her allergy she should probably find a different career, probably something that doesn't include children and/or interacting with the general public.

They need to get this into Forza or Gran Turismo. Surely the money from that could help this actually happen, plus it would be so much fun. The videos of them flipping over when people put virtual turbochargers on them, not so great for publicity though.

How about a giant D-Type stabilizing fin off the back?

Considering they could only get the Volt down to $40,000 and the $70-80,000 ELR isn't even in the same league as the Tesla, I was highly doubtful. When you said it was a CUV I lost all hope and enthusiasm.

Condoms aren't uncomfortable. It's complete bullshit because they somehow think it's unmanly or something along those lines. They do smell though.

Can we stop with the winter tire master race? I'm so tired of the summer vs winter tire argument. Of course you shouldn't drive on summer tires in the winter, that's why they're called summer tires; all-seasons do just fine unless you're either a moron or live in a place that snows so much that they don't bother…

Hill starts aren't that hard if you know what you're doing, doesn't even require the handbrake.

Motorsports are entertainment. Bianchi was news, not who won.

All I've ever wanted was a title other than "Hamilton wins raise, Alonso loses" accompanied by a picture of the podium as the thumbnail. If someone clicks on a link, they want to know, but it's really not that hard to hold back your excitement for two lines before yelling the result to everyone who scrolls by.

Seat warmers in a convertible are amazing.

Fog lights. Their only purpose is to fill the holes that were designed into the front of the car so the car doesn't look cheap. They generally don't light anything useful and don't get used because they require you to push an extra button.

You know I'm not fan of the sport mode or eco mode buttons, although in some cases those come standard with new cars. I don't like these settings because they're gimmicky and because they make the car feel unbalanced.

How long before they just put an amplifier in the dash and sell you a special $5 plastic adapter to whatever the newest phone is so you just stick your iPhone 6 or Android phone in and do away with the need to connect your car to a phone?

Yes, we all remember how great the Microsoft pioneered Sync system was. It was so great that they didn't have to update and recall it so many times before they didn't replace it with a Blackberry based system, which I'm sure they won't have to replace with a terrible, terrible Android based system in two years when…

You along with several other people have pulled the -Vs as the Cadillac you like and would drive. As much as Jalopniks idealize 500 HP cars, that's not what they really sell. Just like AMG isn't Mercedes and Infinitis are not all Eau Rouges. Would you be happy with a normal CTS? This actually ties in a lot with…