Having spent an afternoon cleaning chunks of buffalo wings out of a friend's Ranger, it's anything with exterior seating.

All Audi A* are beige.

Younger people's general dislike of Cadillac doesn't help either. My wife reviles the idea that I want a Cadillac. She would much rather have a beige A3.

The Ferrari 458 Spider is the car that finally meets the impossibly high expectations of driving something with a Prancing Horse badge. You want to drive it. Thankfully, Gotham Dream Cars will let you. ($1,850 - $4,450 depending on when you rent and for how many days)

I like the new Lexus grill except for the CT200 where the sides don't meet in the middle forming a saber-toothed tiger face.

I've always assumed that these ridiculously priced items are actually for laundering money.

Pinching the top of the "H" into an "A" is more aerodynamic.

Virginia, not even once.

Why couldn't they at least get a Boxster?

"Well, the R8 specced for the advertised $29,995 comes without an engine and only 3 wheels..." -dealer

Don't they also want to stop people from masterbating while driving, too? Seems like the campaign was dual purpose.

Honestly, who's going to buy a $40,000 Focus?

People can be oppressed and suffer without being poor. Brunei is so small he could probably pave the roads with gold.

Well for $17,000 you could buy a Fiesta or go nearly 200 mph. It only seems expensive when you compare it to $7,000 low end 500s. Even Japanese 1000cc bikes are pushing $14,000 now.

$2.00/gal gas just in time for the Hellcat coincidence? I think not.

That's not true. Your shop might by trying to rip you off, but you don't have to replace them every time nor even keep them in. Rebuild kits should only be $6-10 a wheel max. http://www.ntb.com/tires/TPMS-Edu…

Make the air intake a vertical tow hook. Crane can throw out its hook and grab it easily enough without many (or any depending on placement) and pull the car back behind the wall.

This is good advice for a lot of cars. Especially fast cars that you just don't trust people with. Drop the tire off at the shop on the way to work and pick it up on the way home. Otherwise you'd have to schedule an hour it sit and wait while they get you in.

Turn star wheel until until slight drag when turning drum. Parking brake adjusts after that. If it doesn't, you probably need to replace the adjuster or use your parking brake more often.

The long bonnet balanced out the car much better than the minivan-like one on the Trax.