Instead of being all pissed off that a “jap” won the Indy 500, Americans should be proud that because of our efforts during World War II, we have brought about an era that has allowed for such a distinguished and diverse group of athletes to compete peacefully against each other.

Pikes Peak for the win.

Are you quoting him or not? It appears that even you don’t know. And you wonder why he calls you fake news. Look, he’s an ass, but so are you, media. Get some god damn journalist ethics and report new fairly!

Fake news fake quote, either that or he is just the biggest JDM fan in the world.

A wasp is the reason I said the word “fuck” in front of my dad for the first time. when I was about 15.

Metal can help you with just about anything

That sounds like a really

Lambo is no longer a Huracan. It’s a Huracan’t.

In a situation like that you’ve gotta take emergency action right away. Pizza fixes everything, good pizza fixes everything faster. Don’t hold back, order an extra large of your favorite pie from the best place possible. 7-11 or Pizza Hut pizza from a Taco Bell will make it worse. It’s your health, don’t skimp.

A little bit of Anti-freeze is the secret to super tender meat. Trust me, I’m a doctor, or whatever.

I haz a sad.

This is me. I couldn’t be happier!

“Check out my new whip! She told me not to buy it, but she’s gonna bite my head off no matter what I do, so I might as well do what I want. #YOLO”