I hope these girls get the help and rehabilitation they need now, and are not shunned or further victimised by their communities...

The Paula’s Choice Vitamin C serum really helps me with those.

I know I’m way late (yay for being a UK Jezzie!) but I still really want to participate this week, because I’m having an intriguing experience with a new foundation. I usually stick to my BareMinerals original powder foundation, because most other things break me out or aren’t full coverage, but I ordered the Dior…

Londoner here! It’s a great city to be a solo traveller, because it’s very normal to see people on their own. (In Rome, for example, I got weird looks if I dined out alone, and was once asked if I’d been stood up). Let me know if you want any recs/tips closer to the time!

I will profess to not knowing the whole story about Bobby Brown and his arrest, but alarm bells can’t help but ring whenever I read that ‘oh, she hit him too’ and that it was just a ‘tempestuous relationship’. Am I right to raise an eyebrow at that?

I’m so picky with mascara. I used Diorshow for a while, used Lancome Hypnose for a while, but honestly the best results for me are using a fancy primer (like the Lancome one) and then the yellow Maybelline over top. When I want to make an impression, though, I just go for falsies.

He’s a troll! Dismiss, for the love of Glob!

Please dismiss him. Replying to his posts brings him out and encourages him to keep coming back.

But you could just...make a hat in another colour?

She probably has great skin to begin with, is wearing a fair bit of makeup, and is proficient with the Facetune or Airbrush app. It’s not a filter, but just lets you blur areas of skin. Of course, people are often less than skilled in using it, which is why half the girls in my Instagram feed look like a cloud of…

I mean, techno, house, and d&b are all distinct genres...

I wish I had intelligent response but I just read that as ‘prawns’ and can’t stop laughing.

The video is nice, but musically it doesn’t feel like anything I haven’t heard before. Not a bad summer jam, but it’s the sort of track I’d have on a playlist for years and still go, ‘hm, who is that? Can’t remember’ every time it came up.

As a high-maintenance platinum blonde, I can’t shower and drink- I need to focus. How many minutes has the protein mask been on my hair for? Did I use purple shampoo last time I showered? If anything, I need a beer after my shower to unwind.

This is the perfect place for me to brag about seeing Bjork’s VR show in London last fall! It was my first time wearing VR goggles and while the videos were INCREDIBLE to experience in such a way, I...definitely felt pretty vommy. And weirdly claustrophobic. I’m not sure VR is for me...

His son lives next door to my boyfriend’s parents! I keep waiting to be invited over for tea and it hasn’t happened yet...

Aw, how nice to see Theresa May praising this statue in the same week that the Tories’ benefits guidelines come into effect, fucking over poor women and families more than ever!

My greatest flaw is that I’m still gray *weeping emoji*

Okay but Unicorn Blood by Jeffree Star is the BEST vampy red shade, even if he’s shitty.

You’re too sweet! Your handle is brilliant too, the Betty Crocker cookbook was a staple of my mum’s cooking! And yes, I looooove Love. Can’t wait to see what the rest of the new album sounds like....