FWIW my favourite thing about the singing of the national anthem is that its the perfect time to make a bathroom run before the game.

i paid hundreds of dollars for this stuff that gave me some small amount of pleasure. now i’m burning it. a loved one will pay to replace it for me at christmas when my team is doing well. take that, nfl! i sure showed you! (also, i watch the games, anyway.)

...yes, the air quality in Cleveland ranks as one of the nation’s most polluted.

Now? After everything so far, NOW is when you first have the idea?!

This motherfucker right here....

God damn it! I knew something was fishy. I wrote a check to her Alzheimer’s foundation and my grandma still died of Alzheimer’s.

We’ll give you a chance to come back. No we won’t.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Excited to see the other Watt boys T.T. and J.T.

spiraling his way back to Denver in the, umm, year since.

Lonzo Ball is a homunculus created by Lil B to curse the Lakers. Initials are a dead giveaway.

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.

Probably the same way his parents criminally entered that ‘e’ in there.

You trying to jam Kaep? I’m taking all you crooked cops down.

[citation needed]

Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.

My opinion is different from yours and therefore right.

This is even more impressive when you realize the officer was unseeded.