Why the comma?
You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.
Spock
He wants Tim Tebow over a four-time Super Bowl champion.
Glove with hands, you dick.
wish you would get penetrated by a horse, tbh.
I taught a class he was in while I was in grad school. He wanted me to call him “Sir.” I called him “F.”
Chris Henry was unavailable for comment.
Damn, Serena beat her so badly she ended her career.
She was the more successful sister for a while there- advertisers were busy falling all over famously unsuccessful Kournikova at the time.
When my brother and I were little, we did “gymnastics” at this local place in town. Really, it was just us rolling around on the mats, hanging on the bars, and climbing through tunnels. It was recreational fun. My parents were happy to have us out of their hair for an hour or so.
Don’t worry, he’s behind parallel bars now.
Dammit Sam, Ukwuachu done! UKWUACHU DONE!
My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.
Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.
I’m pretty sure I can make a giant W out of almost any 5 random stars.
If you’re having trouble tracking that, look for Cassiopeia first
Frequently in this space, we will consult a new entry in the 1987 book The Modern Man’s Guide to Life to see how the…
Ha, I also dropped acid yesterday afternoon.