Joke’s on you. The coupon is for a bloomin’ onion. :P lol

I expected a low bar for him (which, really, it was low). I expected that he’d clear it, people would call this a tie and we’d still have to grind our teeth all night. Instead, he didn’t even clear his low, low bar.

Both of those sides are cocaine.

The audience seemed pretty split (in the ways that they were laughing/cheering against the rules). So it wasn’t the worst, in that respect. Just kind of neutral. I think debates can easily be done without a goddamn audience. Maybe they invite a few family and friends but you don’t need every dumb idiot in there hootin…

Trump spent all weekend cramming for the debate.

When they first showed the panel of undecided voters I screamed at the TV “you mean panel of fucking idiots!”

Former coke addict. Truth.

There are those, plus the assholes who talk a big game but don’t actually vote. They love to have big opinions on politics but won’t put themselves out there enough to actually pick a side.

The irony of Donald Trump calling Hillary Clinton “not nice” makes me want to laugh beat my head against a wall.

I don’t really think there are undecided people. I think there are just people who just don’t want to publicly say who they’re voting for.

oh god you are not even a little allowed to be president mori

I don’t see how anyone can honestly be undecided. What the hell is going on in this country?

This was Donald Trump’s A game. It’s just that his very best isn’t very good. He’s not used to someone, especially a woman, who is not under his thumb licking his boots. He’s not used to being called on his horse shit.

but do you have PTSD from trauma like sexual assault? anxiety and phobias are quite different from PTSD, in that people with PTSD suffer symptoms like flashbacks which are not symptoms of anxiety but of experiencing trauma. since trigger warnings are designed for those with PTSD and not for those with phobias, your…

Does Trump know Lester Holt isn’t running for President? Because I think he spent more time arguing with him than he did with Clinton. Poor Lester.

I made this observation first

Not to be a naysayer, but how in God’s name is Angefreakinlina Jolie qualified to teach at the London School of Economics?!?!?

Doubtful. AA is/was a very progressive, left-leaning company.

Who’s more sensitive, someone who experiences emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault, or someone who experiences emotional distress over a sign warning people who might feel emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault?

I wouldn’t trust anything past 5-7 days. I’ve had week-old pesto and lived to tell the tale