Not everyone who makes financially short-sighted decisions for the sake of their careers/happiness is supported by her parents. I did the shit out of that in my 20s and now, in my mid-30s, I am financially stable and have an amazing job. No parental support. Just credit cards. Not everyone is a fucking trust-fund…

Oh, anyone who judges others’ career decisions can fuck right off.

I’ve had jobs that were worse than unemployment. I’ve also had the misfortune of having to stay at a job that beat me down for years.

My son did a State Report on Delaware. He picked it out of a fish bowl.

My ignorance and stupidity? You're the one who doesn't understand human reproduction. My only ailment is a pathological hatred for the self-righteous, so-called christian conservatives of this nation.

My freshman year of college (about 4 years ago,) I smoked and got high for the first time, resulting in a horrific panic attack where anxiety induced physical symptoms led me to believe I was dying.

Literally all of it was edited, you credulous ass.

If you’d bothered to read the lawsuit you would understand that everything you just said is utterly false. NAF is suing for monetary damages for increased security costs, increased reputational costs, and for the impact the videos have had on the livelihood of their members. Throughout the lawsuit they detail multiple…

“I can understand appearance standards to a degree...” Yeah, okay, I see where you’re coming from, though I disagree that it’s a thing that is at all good...

I have no idea how old you are but as someone who lived through two Bush administrations - don't vote 3rd party unless you are in the bluest of blue states. Progressives and liberals helped Bush the Younger win just as conservatives voting for Perot helped Clinton. With gay rights, abortion rights, the ability of the…

What makes matters worse is that the media didn’t drop the bullshit flag on Carly Fiorina, who blatantly lied about Planned Parenthood during the debate then repeated her lies the next day.

Unfortunately I don't think it'll matter in the court of public opinion. At least not to republicans/evangelicals/fundies/morons etc. . We all saw the debate, the people going after PP don't care about the truth, they never did. These people think rights only belong to white Christians & everyone else is dead to…

I think the rest of America would appreciate it if New Jersey would instead enforce that standard on its governors.

im using the excuse “its part of my personality” for everything from now on

Back when I lived across the street from Chuck Schumer, I was accustomed to the occasional police escort whenever the senator came home. The guy who had me half out the kitchen window onto the fire escape while fucking me, however, was not. Seeing a string of cars with flashing blue lights headed towards my building,…

One of my bffs was having rough doggy style sex with her hubby. He thrusted, she screamed. He fractured vertebrae in her lower back! The angle was problematic according to the doctor? She still can’t run like she used to!

Not directed at you, you just brought up a great point. I wish we could stop with this “marriage isn’t taken lightly”. It is. We have countless celebrities marrying for publicity and non-celebs marrying because they got drunk in Vegas, needed someone to split the rent and so forth.

My boyfriend and I had been dating for maaaybe a month when, one night during some semi-drunk sexing, he managed to hit the perfect spot to rupture an ovarian cyst the size of my fist that I didn’t know existed. He then had to call his mother - at 3 in the morning - to come and drive us to the emergency room because I…

A Story of Few Words: A Sexy Haiku

my heart’s an actual garbage can and i 100% cried finalizing this piece this morning