And since he can’t have the body goddess, Queen Nicki herself, he’s going after the next best thing.

Speaking of TMZ, and to everyone who celebrates. L’Shana Tova

I’m just going to go out and say it. Colbert is not that good in a straight interview. It was just such softballs being tossed that they could have just put a stagehand out there.

I’ll ride or die with whatever Joe does. His VP debate with Paul Ryan was one of the most epic ‘Who the fuck do you think you are?’ performances I’ve ever seen on live TV..

Well I’m crying like a goddamn baby now.

Oh no. This makes me sad. I much prefer my Android personal phone to my iPhone work phone. I use both of them constantly, so I can compare the two.

I know people who still PAY for AOL.

They should really consider lowering their payment requirements. Why would I pay $500 when I could just replace my phone for $200?

I think that’s how Kinja works, too.

Yeah, I’m also holding back the old “Well, they may be fat, but you’re ugly and they can lose weight, while you’ll always be stuck with that face” chestnut

OMG OMG LINDY! Yes, nails it.

I watched it via watching response videos and felt nauseous the rest of the day.

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

She's trying to mimic her but it's not working for her.

What about putting their plate under the Salamander so it burns their flesh? OK or no?

From the article.

We don’t yet live in that utopia, and I’m with you entirely on how things need to change culture-wide.

My “first time” was actually nine months of trying over and over to complete the act without having to stop because of the pain. Luckily my then-boyfriend (now ex-husband) was patient.

okay, let me explain

your kin