You should hear about the time we had to park next the pavement so that he could get his torch out of the boot!

Okay, I’ll bite. Am I really the only one who at least tries to get the guy to let me chip in for half? Sometimes the guy on the date stubbornly won’t let me, in which case I’ll usually concede (because I don’t want to get into a huge argument about it) and pay for the second date (if there is one) or, if we’re going…

As an American, I can say that I didn’t even learn the states and their capitals. The curriculum changed from “learn it in sixth grade” to “learn it in fourth” when I was in fifth and they just never bothered to fix it. That's how bad education is.

American here, I took AP world geography in high school so I got to learn a lot about other countries. Many of my friends did not and have little to no understand about the world outside of of the US. Sure Canada is above us and Mexico is below. They know the “cool” countries like France but over all it’s a mystery…

You’d have better luck getting a serious class on sex education in US public schools than a workers’ rights one. And you’d probably have better luck lobbying for every student to have a unicorn that poops chocolate and pisses rainbows than getting either of those classes.

This is why I think her entire family doesn’t give a fuck about her. Because if they did, they would want better for their sister/daughter. If my 16 year old sister were dating a man like Tyga, I would immediately interject. Not only on the subject of age, but this “man” has a child for whom my sister was the…

My school was weirdly obsessed with the Holocaust but we only ever studied it in English class through novels. I mean... it was nice having some diversity in our fiction but history classes never seemed to cover WWII at all. I had very little knowledge about the politics of the war until I was an adult but knew…

Also: now I can’t unhear that damn word when I get this song in my head:

Needs more Christopher Columbus and Algebra. The only thing I really remember about school is that we learned about Christopher Columbus every fucking year in time for thanksgiving.

I really hope he thinks his dad is nutballs, it would be too upsetting if he agreed.

We dissected sharks in 7th grade. I remember what it smelled like, what it was like to cut the skin away from the fat, and I remember the claspers. That is it.

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…

There was an incredibly abusive troll around here last week who told moriarty’s ringtone that she was probably “too ugly” for him to rape, but even if she weren’t, it wouldn’t be rape anyway because his good looks and charm would be literally irresistible.

Not gonna lie - I lol’d hard at “peanut head.”

I can’t imagine being in my mid-20s and behaving like Tyga. Jesus Christ just stop.

You have M Night Shyamalan make a movie with that title.

Wait, he goes on live radio and people are twisting his words?

What the hell is the thought process of a person who infers that “rapeable” is a fucking compliment? Being “unrapeable” would be a damn superpower.

I don’t believe anyone is twisting his words. They’re untwistable.