My partner and I actually love handjobs- especially if he’s touching me at the same time. It’s really intimate and we can make up erotic stories aloud, because mouths aren’t busy.

If this had been her personal blog, I might feel bad, but she’s written a piece for an extremely prestigious blog. The quality of her writing is totally fair game.

I wouldn’t say it’s nearly as taboo as in the US, though. If you’re arguing with someone, calling them a cunt is the worst thing you can say, but in a light-hearted or comedic setting, you could refer to a group of people as “you cunts” in the same way as Americans would say “you bitches”. At least that’s my…

I was hoping for something more unique; the only ‘signature’ items here are really the logo-emblazoned ones, and that’s not my jam. I like the white bomber jacket but probably wouldn’t drop that much on it.

Why has this ad appeared? Is she getting hopeful about her chances in a convention free for all?

Your post deserves, like, 800x more stars. I read Jezebel for the comments (let’s be real, 80% of the time no one’s here for the writing) and the trolls are coming close to destroying this place.

This is so lovely, thank you for the reassurance! I do feel sort of trapped in my current stresses, and I have to remember that I’ve got, like, several times over my current life experience to come.

My mom once got pulled over and the cop took her license. She’s such a ditsy person that she *didn’t realise* her license had been taken and CONTINUED TO DRIVE FOR A YEAR before getting carded for alcohol and realising.

I’ve got no advice as I am a baby at 21 and currently in the hardest situation I’ve ever been in, so reading all of these is bringing me a lot of comfort and insight. :-)

Great response, but I think Colbert is a terrible interviewer, esp. as his alter ego. He always made the interview completely about himself, and it worked because it was his ‘thing’, but only a minority of guests seemed to understand what was up and most just seemed uncomfortable.

“You actually can say that you can speak on behalf of someone who is African (or Polynesian, or Slavic, or First Nations or whatever) when he or she is like you, lives in economic circumstances similar to you and faces similar threats to you.”

How has the photo got TWELVE likes? (More by the time I’m ungreyed, I’m sure.) Am I on Jezebel or Fuckjerry?

Yeah, no, you don’t get to do that. The Republican candidates are terrifying: electing them would decimate women’s rights, unleash racial and islamophobic hatred, potentially start a few wars because of their nutty foreign policy views. Goodbye social services and taxes, hello several new hard-right Supreme Court…

I would say southern Europe (Italy, Spain, Portugal, to a lesser extent France) lives up to that stereotype a lot. Having lived in England and Italy, I’d say England is about as bad as any American city, maybe a bit less so- Italy was like living in a rape culture hell.

I think she’s got terrible person but...I also happen to think she’s a really talented rapper. That doesn’t give her any kind of pass for her opinions, but it’s pretty silly to brand all her fans as ignorant white chicks. Her full album, when it finally came out, was exciting and urgent and interesting- it’s just a…

The price is silly, sure, but it sounds like kind of a great option if you’re moving to a new city and immediately want some social connections. I also presume that there are cleaners and maintenance is taken care of automatically, which takes out a lot of the risk and annoyance of living with random strangers who…

This is the music video equivalent of getting stuck talking to the really coked-up asshole at a house party.

We’re not talking about Google results. We’re talking about the wording in a specific article.

Reading all the replies in this thread is making me really really sad and really scared that everyone I love is about to die :-/ Brb gonna go hug my partner.

I’ve had fairly rare and mild sciatica since I was a kid- which is, as far as I know, kind of weird. Regular patterns of exercise and stretching helps a lot; yoga particularly. But I think that works for me because mine is caused by my butt muscle doing weird stuff, so I’m not sure that’s helpful advice for you.