Wait how in the world are you grey??

What was Alex like?? Speaking as an eternal AM fangirl...

Wait, what? This literally looks like a different person. That’s one hell of a makeover- kudos to the defense for doing their jobs brilliantly, I guess. What a scumbag.

How does this fucking J Todd Ricardo troll have *30* recommends? I’ve seen him around before and he keeps popping up. Don’t feed him, people.

I had the same feeling on vacation 6 years ago and I did it, I moved here! The cost (and bad quality) of renting/buying a house is a constant struggle, but otherwise it’s an incredible city. Try exploring a bit off the beaten path- Hampstead Heath for a bit of nature, Brick Lane for bars and shopping, Brixton for the…

You made me spit out my tea with that, haha!

Yeah, luckily Sephora are so good with returns. I may well exchange it for Bow n Arrow or another nude KVD lippie because the Lolitas are still holy grail for me- for some reason the formula just works really really badly for Vampira. Could just be a defective tube too, I guess?

My main beauty update is that I finally tried the new KVD lippies I ordered a while back. Lolita II is an excellent and exciting partner to Lolita I, but Vampira is a *huge* disappointment. I expected a slightly cooler, more berry version of Jeffree Star’s Unicorn Blood, but it’s practically identical on me, and it…

I try for changing my sheets every 2 weeks, but every 3-4 is more typical :-( I’m a gross human but in my defense I’m not sweaty, I shower before bed, and they never seem to get smelly? I need to work on my adulting.

You’ve definitely won out on the asshat lottery! You’re an asshat god among asshat men. A+ meninist bullshit trolling, now run off back to the 1870s where you belong.

Hm, so the family of a trainer who looked bad in the film...denounced the film? Isn’t that just what they’d do no matter what? They also say Dawn wouldn’t have worked at SeaWorld for 15 years if it hadn’t treated animals well, which, well, it didn’t. We know that.

...both Jezebel and John Oliver skew towards younger people, and yeah, we rent- or “rent” as you put it, for some reason? It’s not much fun and I’d buy any poky little shed in a second if I could, just to be spared the experience. I’ve never heard of special districts before.

Holy shit, the trolls are coming from everywhere. How does the wunghell troll have nearly as many recommends as your comments? What the ever-loving fuck?

Hell, I’m far from a big person, just someone with boobs and more than 10% of body fat on me, and I get the looks from the gym bunny ladies too. I can’t begin to imagine how much more awful it would feel to be judged like that as a bigger person. I wonder what weird gender dynamic goes on there- the big bro-y gym…

For me this week was all about really committing to the ‘crack eye’ as it’s affectionately referred to on Instagram. I’ve gone from applying only browns/greys/nudes to my eyelids to ‘eh, fuck it, as long as I slap on some black winged eyeliner no one will think I have pink eye!’ Buying the Limecrime Venus II palette…

I’m posting this here just because I’m genuinely shocked that Jez didn’t pick up on this: anyone else notice the incredible Bill Cosby joke in the latest episode of Broad City? I literally screamed when it clicked in my head.

You’re completely right, and yet I’m uncomfortable about how much of liberal pushback to propaganda about PP centers on them doing a lot more than abortions. (Not specifically replying to you, making a more general point). Abortion is necessary, legal, and our choice, so why do we always start from a place of ‘look…

As a very anti-death-penalty liberal, I don’t want him executed. I want him to be properly and humanely treated for his mental illness(es?), and meanwhile, I want American liberals to make him the poster boy and the logical conclusion of the inflammatory misogynist Republican abortion propaganda. We need to scream…

Please shut up and go fuck yourself. (In whichever order you prefer.)

This is one of the most annoying trolls I’ve seen in a long while. I’m getting genuinely depressed that I have to come across shit about staying chaste on JEZEBEL of all places.