Wow, his blood stains look like an expensive t-shirt design. Maybe he should branch out, career-wise.

You are a star, fellow gray person.

I grew up in a family of classical music performers, and flowers were always the congratulations at the end of a performance. I was always given a big bouquet at the end of a major recital, and I was often tasked with running to the stage and presenting my teacher or mother with flowers, because it’s apparently cuter…

Ooh, that sounds PERFECT. Can’t wait to move into my first proper place (e.g. no shitty roommates and super-temporary arrangement) this fall; I’m going to buy so many kitchen gizmos and eat nice food off of clean (!) plates.

That was my thought, too, this seems like a really lovely thing to do- not giving a speech at Harvard or Stanford but focusing on kids who might not get much encouragement on a regular basis, much less from Kanye West.

Worst roommate is probably the one I had a drunken one night stand with a few months before moving in together, with the lease already signed and everything. I thought it would be fine and we could stay friends, especially as he had a gf (yes, yes, I still feel guilty and horrible). It wasn’t fine. He broke up with…

Had a really, really similar debate like this with a guy at a party recently. He went on to comment that the problem with feminists was that they just didn’t care about other issues and talked about feminism too much. Such patronising bullshit. Luckily I called him on it and my friends backed me up!

Those eggs look insaaanely good. I love eggs and I’m a solid cook, but I inevitably make them for breakfast when I’m too sleepy too function and always over/undercook and end up with a mess. I need a morning egg butler.

GOOD. I can imagine, like, the first couple who did it thinking it was cool, but for the gazillions who followed, think of your own romantic gesture!

I thought prom was boring, expensive, and basically only went because it felt “expected”. I like fashion and wish I’d been a bit more daring than shimmery floor-length gown, but at that point I wasn’t brave enough to stand out. We got breathalyzed on the way in so no one drank, and my prom group wasn’t into drinking,…

Well this sucks. I bet the women in upstate NY are a lot more confined by this rule than the women in London, too, as Stamford Hill is at least on the Tube network and has good public transport. Or are women banned from that as well?

Also “This is a Low” by Blur.

Yay thank you so much! I feel like a mighty troll vanquisher.

Is there an actual ‘dismiss’ Kinja function I can use? Does me still being a greys commenter make a difference?

I’m entertaining myself by pretending you’re not a troll and reading your comment in a wide-eyed, non-sarcastic, Valley Girl sort of tone. Like sooooo oppressive, it’s totally not hot.

A sad, but maybe needed reminder that fanatics of every creed try to oppress and silence women, not just the Christians or Muslims we hear about more often.

Never thought seeing a grim council block could make me homesick, but wow, I miss London.

My, and all my friends’ college summers have thus far consisted of slogging away at the shittiest unpaid internships in hope of one day getting a job, and cramming in part-time work to pay the rent. College is a lot less busy and that’s when all the great parties happen!

He’s resigned...and will leave August 10? Holy resignation notice, Batman. This man fucked up massively, why can’t they just fire him stat? (If I’m being ignorant about admin procedures, someone enlighten me!)

She’s really talented and despite her love of trolling, sometimes she directs her ire at the right people, like Iggy Azalea. I do wish she’d shut up on Twitter, because her long-awaited album is my absolute jam.