Is your mom Sherlock?

I love Iris, but surely the problem is not that the fashion industry needs to target their insanely expensive clothing towards older people, (some of) whom can afford it. How about making stylish options for younger and for older women (and bigger, and shorter, and taller women) at affordable price points, and moving…

I find Seth Myers so much more attractive than I find him actually funny, it’s painful.

I don’t know where your city is but I fly Chicago to various European cities regularly, and $2000 for flights and $2000 for the hotel is *nuts*. I think the trick is being very thorough in your searching and booking everything ages ahead- like 5, 6 months. Sometimes that means flying with a layover, which can save…

“Something really freaky happened and now he’s dead. Oh well.”

O’Hare just looks really dated and sad to me, particularly the international terminal (where I spend a lot of time). And their free wifi is pretty shit. I could HAPPILY live at London Heathrow, which is like a big gleaming futuristic city with lots of cheap sushi and bookstores.

She probably relies on some snow-white Columbian cocaine daily to deal her resulting feelings of inadequacy. (Isn’t that how rich people cope?)

If I did that, I’d be spending $100 a month, give or take. I subscribe to Spotify Premium and take my playlists on the go- works perfectly for me.

Men in Italy are so, so bad. There was a guy in my lectures who would sit next to me and try and slide his hand up my skirt- pushing hand away wasn’t enough, I had to slap it away and yell, “NO!” before he stopped. Then he acted really grumpy and offended and told people I’d been rude to him.

THIS. There are a billion and a half ways to go broke in London, and all of them are SO fun

Off-topic but unf David Tennant is so damn hot.

Just realised I had mashed Fallon and Kimmel COMPLETELY into one person in my mind, since they’re both awful and unfunny and they look pretty similar and I’m very confused now.

Hey now, don’t just brand him as the bf who refuses to take a Claritin. Some of us have cat allergies so bad that Claritin doesn’t even put a dent in the whirlpool of wheezing, weeping snot that we become in the presence of felines.

IN GENERAL, I totally agree with you- recording a concert is pointless and irritating for those around you. However, an unexpected Kanye appearance? Hell yeah, I’d be pulling out my phone. I’d only record a snippet and enjoy the rest, but I’d want some memento that it happened, and something concrete to brag to my…

The problem was you making the assumptions in the first place, not the fact that your assumptions turned out to be wrong. Even if she hadn’t been cheated on, it’s extremely naive to assume that cheating and abuse just don’t happen. Why would you ever assume that?

Wow you sound like a bit of a dick. You’ve assumed there was no physical abuse or cheating (and as Rapunzel clarified, there was loads of cheating!), because, what, that never happens? And there’s a huge difference between compromising in a relationship and settling for someone incompatible, horrible, or abusive. The…

Wow is she a stop-sales-person? Like even if she legitimately thought it looked terrible, why ruin someone’s shop AND not do your job at the same time?

These are all ace, but I’m dying over the description of To The End. Mainly because I could totally see that being a sarcastic 90s Blur video, with Damon doing that exaggerated sigh.

This isn’t the wittiest burn, but it felt like total validation to my teenage self for years of being the weird, uncool nerd in high school. I was having some drinks with my friend D and she persuaded me to come meet some of her friends. Now D is strikingly beautiful and she’d previously admitted these friends, who…

Basically my reaction. How the hell is the ICC going to help in this case?