I am a woman. I have a fantasy of being a little newspaper barker boy from the 1920's, wearing a jaunty hat and shouting “Papahs! Get ya papahs right heayah folks! Today’s headline is a real whoppah, see?”

I love how this dude keeps yammering on and on about how authentic to the real fashion industry his film is, and then he sets it in Los Angeles.

Hear hear. I’ve started wondering whether a more efficient protest of gun control wouldn’t be for a bunch of activists to go pick up assault rifles at the local gun show and start turning up outside of government buildings or politicians residences. Or, hell, NRA headquarters.

I’ve always said that if, God forbid, somebody walked into the Capitol Building and opened fire, these fuckers would pass so many gun laws you wouldn’t even be able to say the word “gun” without being put on a watch list.

This Maya Rudolph commercial for Seventh Generation aired during Full Frontal and it’s my new favorite commercial.

Demi,

Honorable mention in the badass ladies stakes must go to the Littlest Mormont, for the epic bitchface she threw Ramsay.

Girl, if R+L=J then he’s her NEPHEW.

For that matter, let’s talk about how dumb the Starks are on the whole. In addition to Sansa’s lack of communication and Jon’s poor battlefield strategy, we have:

Loved the ep in general. BUT. Why the hell didn’t Sansa tell Jon about the Knights of the Vale?!? It’s great she “saved the day” and all, but 1000s of deaths could have been prevented if she had just fessed up to Jon when he was finally asking her for her advice. In the face of his lamentation that they had to fight…

SANSA IS NOT PREGANAT I DO NOT CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU SAY.

That’s some grade A salt going into those wounds. I approve.

Ain’t that some shit.

“Noor is completely innocent and [was] unaware of the attacks,”

If she knew what he was planning, she’s complicit. I have a learning disability. I didn’t know it absolved me of accessory to murder.

So are our only options throwing gays off of buildings or Donald trump!? What the fuck.