DOLPHINS AREN’T FISH

Get a suitcase full of heroin and methamphetamines, steal every album and listen to them all in order as loudly as possible without stopping or sleeping. Do it again and turn it up. Set your house on fire and dance with the flames, laughing maniacally. Then tea.

The guns okay but I read a fair bit of Thompson back in the day and don’t remember anything about Howard Roark or racial slurs except maybe when he's putting words in the mouth of screeching right-wingers. 

The Ride by Tim Krabbe

TOO MANY WORDS

756,000 would be the most likely total based on the most likely roll times 216,000, but the actual total is more than likely NOT that, as 756,001, 755,999 etc are almost equally likely. As you get farther above and below 756,000 the probability of each individual solution would drop slightly, but there’s no way the exa…

I thought it was hilarious. Not because I’m a Pats fan or because I get off on OLD SCHOOL FOOTBAW bullshit, but just because all anybody could talk about all year was how the Rams and Chiefs were REVOLUTIONIZING football, as if no one had ever thought of SCORING A LOT OF POINTS before. The highest scoring offense in…

Hamilton, anything cow-based or -related is disgusting and morally indefensible. Almond and/or coconut yogurt are the only reasonable arguments. 

this guy gets it

I’ve been using computers my whole life and I have no idea what the F keys are for. The only thing they ever do is put me in full-screen when I accidentally hit one. Fuck all of them.

The Bears have been around forever for no reason at all. They lucked into one good year 40 years ago and other than that haven’t been relevant since the league was made up of them, seven teams called the Pottsville Maroons, and the Cardinals. They had their chance in the big leagues and BLEW IT. CONTRACT! (Honestly…

Socialism doesn't actually mean anything to them. It's the first thing you said that's important

Christ you're a windy motherfucker. I hope you got a few A's in school for all that faux-intellectual bloviating because it's not much good anywhere else. 

Countries take many roads to totalitarianism, and to state-sponsored mass murder, my guy.

“Do you REALLY think that’s going to happen?

Theism is a method of control that was violently imposed on non-white peoples by racist imperialist overlords.

This is some important truth that I don’t see said enough. There are multiple investigations ongoing in multiple districts. He’s guilty of something, lots of things. We know the general outlines - Russia, NY real estate, international money laundering, campaign finance violations and profiting off the office of the…

This guy needs to get off Reagan's dick, he was a dumb racist too. 

What the fuck’s up with these people who use ellipses like this?

I love how in quarterback-world an extra 3 million dollars a year is ‘slightly more’