This car is parked around the corner from my office and not five minutes ago I was gazing lustfully at it, thinking of cruising craigslist for an exact match. Love the design, the trunk’s downward angle especially catches my eye for some reason. The blood red leather interior, the fact it’s a manual. What a great…

It’s like it’s a team sport or something

Ugh everyone who writes for these websites is so fucking PICKY about how we do Halloween

maybe but soccer sucks

oh my god what a boring article. what mindless drivel.

I was hoping they’d stick with Dennis’ exit - in my conception, the next four seasons are just one long flame-out for each character.

Yeah in NY if I order a black coffee it’s coming with sugar (ugh so gross). The color refers to the milk content and the amount of sugar is a separate section of your order.

No matter where you go, no matter what you do, soccer is fucking stupid

Can someone tell me what the point of all these divisions is? In the NFL I get it, it’s just another example of their all-encompassing OCD. But is there any real reason for it? The only thing it does is undermine the schedule quality

The canned tomato sauce ALREADY HAS the garlic and spices and I don’t have to buy a bunch of spices or mince a bunch of garlic to get it there. Why I don’t I make my own pasta too? Why don’t I build my own car?

So do soccer players not use first names or what?