A cat went missing in my neighborhood a few years ago. Its owners put up flyers featuring a photo of this big white fluffy cat, the type you see at cat shows or in old toilet paper ads. The cat’s name?

I live in San Diego, tell me more about these “Chargers” you speak of...

So, more Kevens than Chargers fans?

Giving dogs people names is pretty funny though.

Everyone.  This is everyone.

I’m guessing at least three of those emails are just Drew using a fake name. Fucking nobody is named Keven. 

Philip Rivers’ kids?

Slow clap and a star for that username.

Watched a youtube video recently about how the Charges once missed the playoffs while having the #1 offense and #1 defense in the league. It was incredibly depressing.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Well at least the chicken sandwich think pieces will go away now

Damn, I feel like she was right on the brink of being to get through a whole show without flubbing a line!

And the world yawns...Leslie Jones was always a bit out of her element on SNL and was going to use it as a stepping stone.

I hope McKinnon was able to negotiate a sweet deal to stay on, as Lorne Michaels will never find anyone who can so accurately portray Elizabeth Warren. And I hope she’ll be needed until 2024!!!!!

Which reminds me that I’ve had good experiences online shopping from outlets that aren’t Amazon but that have robust online service, carry known brands, and stand behind those. Powell’s is great for books and there is this megastore in Illinois, ABT, that carries a great amount of home goods like Zyliss.

Zyliss is a respected Swiss brand. I do agree with your point, though.

Yep, still pretty tasty as long as you follow it up with anti-bacterial pills. They are listed in the “Purchased together” section of the product page.

Amazon was never about selling products, it was always about gathering, then selling, data. Like every other tech company that pretends its business model isn’t doing the business it is obviously doing, but a list of other people doing business, Amazon makes all the profits but takes no risks, instead placing them…

This Amazon sushi’s still safe, though, right?

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.