Angelos is a great Baltimorean, even if his record as a team owner is decidedly mixed.

We’re talking about Baltimore. Few people here know who their dad even is.

And they are both freaks in their own way, I kind of like that.

Bethesda is a prosperous DC suburb, this is probably a bit kind to Baltimore. 

You’re new around here, right?

I love Edgar Allan Poe but Magary makes a solid point that a bunch of other cities have a good claim to him as “their” celebrity. They should make Waters the patron saint of Baltimore... Cowards.

This is indeed a disturbing universe

going back 100 years, Philly has had Roast Beef joints all over where you walk in and behind the bar in the middle of a butcher block island is a giant hunk of roast beef. Sitting and slow cooking in its own juices. They thinly slice it and put it on a quality kaiser role. Slap some horse radish on there and dip fries…

Thanks for ending this one with a “my dad” email where the dad didn’t die from a horrible illness, desert his family, or live the last few decades of his life in quiet desperation. 

I don’t know nothing on gaming and even I’ve heard Fallout 76 is crap.

“Baltimore resents DC all the time and D.C. isn’t even that cool.”

Not trying to hate your game, Epstein, but maybe you should stop dating 11 year olds?

And most (all?) of John Waters’ films.

“Baltimore’s all-time local celebrity is Edger Allan Poe, who is also claimed by literally every city on the East Coast.”

Reached fewer people than a $5 Facebook ad.

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

It was the Ed Reed era. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

He actually said “GOAB.” Which stands for “Guy On Apprentice’s Brother.”

With this one conversation Lamar Jackson is now a closer friend than any other member of Rodgers’ family.

YOU LIKE THAT??!!!