You ever been to a bodega? You mind your own business regarding the hundred arguments a night there or else you might catch an avocado in the kisser.

Maybe this article signifies they have grown enough to be punched sideways, then?

Lavar Ball is a douchebag that is hoping to make money off of his kid’s success, mainly because he failed at doing it himself.

“Would you guys bother showing clips of a kid playing summer baseball striking out 8 times? A 14 year old swimmer always coming in last? A tween golfer shanking the ball into the water repeatedly? I’m gonna guess no, because why would you?”

Presumably, none of the parents of said kids are actively, like right now, in…

Well, those people were British. You can’t blame them for blocking out all the birthplace of our nation stuff - they’re probably still traumatized because we kicked their red-coated butts! Fuck yeah!