I have never been on acid (because it sounds like a long and somewhat tedious experience), but I imagine she might have thought the pole would provide her some shelter or protection by turning into some kind of wooden bear or something. I don't know. Drugs.

Why would apple give a flying fuck what you want to put on your iPad if you are willing to pay for it? For anyone wondering, cunt and twat are out too. Time for a new name for our vags ladies. BTW Vag works. So does muff.

This is why you just use Dr. Bronner's for EVERYTHING and tell Procter & Gamble to go fuck themselves.

Was there not an episode of friends in which Joey and Chandler are fighting about something and Joey tells Chandler to consider what is the last thing he (Joey) washes with their shared bar of soap, and the first thing Chandler washes with it?

i agree . i donts want no sweaty junks up all over my purty/smooth face .

Not 6 years to make any progress, no. 6 years to be at a point where you don't need to go to DBT therapy anymore, perhaps, but I think those stats would be skewed pretty heavily towards people with more severe issues.

Just chiming in to say I love my therapist. He's not only patient and kind, he uses his experience as a fellow NY transplant, non-straight person and Highly Sensitive Person to help me understand my own.

I lost both my favorite therapist and psychiatrist this year. I couldn't be upset with them, obviously. My therapist was my favorite person I've ever had in the psych realm. His following his wife for her job only made me think he was an even better person but it still sucked. He saw me go from being a complete…

If you want your therapist to make suggestions, you should be in some form of cognitive-behavioral therapy. Not all psychodynamic therapists are the same, but most are VERY nondirective and won't tell you what to do. CBT, on the other hand, is all about being directive through homework assignments, goals, and…

I hated being 13. 14 and 15 were also horrible. 30 is definitely better. If you wanna buy lots of chocolate, you can buy lots of chocolate. If you wanna stay in bed all day, boldly is going to stop you. Except a screaming baby. But really, adulthood is the real 'time of your life'.

"The modern view seems to me to involve a false conception of growth. They accuse us of arrested development because we have not lost a taste we had in childhood. But surely arrested development consists not in refusing to lose old things but in failing to add new things? I now like hock, which I am sure I should not…

I think you can be an adult, function as an adult, and still feel 13.

I would love it if somebody threw me an Andy Rooney themed birthday party.

Themed birthday parties, bright colors, and cartoons will always be fun. Haters can go to their beige and rattan room and watch Andy Rooney 60 minutes.