SOUNDS AMAZING. ♥

SERIOUSLY. Andie, I love you, but what were you thinking?!

Ah! I just posted a reply before seeing yours. Thank you for enlightening us. Which variety of Flemish is the host speaking?

Flemish does sound so strange yet familiar. As Marillenbaum said, there is a strong similarity to English. Listen to this recording of awesome Anglo-Saxonist Michael C. Drout read from an Old English text. (For those interested, check out his fascinating Modern Scholar audiobook courses, too.)

:) Sigh. This just makes me wish we were more like our mostly closely related fellow apes (without the threat of being kidnapped or offed by humans).

OOPS! Edited to delete misplaced comment.

Yeah, I read "moist queef" and was, like, . . .

Excellent - and very reasonable - point. I had momentarily considered this as I also tended to look much older at 14. If I were, say, a judge, prosecutor, or jury member, I would certainly take the possibility that he didn't know she was a minor under consideration. (And regarding sex work in other cases: I firmly…

That man received a citation to appear in court.

They do! I even have . . . with the tiniest grain of salt.

Fuck, that voice. She's fabulous. And oh my gawd, this is such a funny concept. Yahoo Answers LOL.

This made my day.

TRUTH. Both my beautiful partner and I are just not very photogenic. I don't know how many times we have been enjoying some experience, only to find ourselves feeling deflated after having snapped dozens of photos in an effort to find just one we find suitable for Facebook, or whatever, to appear alongside the myriad…

A further awful thing about this is that cameras on smartphones tend to distort the shape and angles of one's face (creating a kind of fisheye effect) the closer the phone is held, I believe.

So I drank a shitload of this as a tween in the mid-'90s . . .

Fortunately, alert Kinja user Smithwellette point out that apparently, it's common for Capri Sun to become filled with mold and actually ferment.

You are hereby inducted into the Pretty in Pink Club!

Excellent points. Also, I wonder how much cats recognize and register human babies as humans (i.e., a species with which they are comfortable). My cat's single encounter with a baby (who was just old enough to walk) deeply perturbed her. She reacted as if the child were another non-human animal invading her territory,…

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