At least if he had thrown a jug of Nanobubbles, it wouldn’t have hurt anyone.

Gatorade coolers everywhere take great satisfaction in this clip.

edit: oh god, reading comprehension, sorry

You know what? Good. I have only a few truly cold weeks per year where I live, but the stores break out the winter coats and thick sweaters in September. That means between September and January, you can’t find appropriate clothing for the season. So I hope it hurts their bottom line enough that they will actually…

Kinda surprised Roger Goodell didn’t escort the car personally.

In the first Hardy Boys book, a car bomb is planted in the Hardy’s car, detonates, but the Hardys escape.

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

Yeah and her curly hair was fine for practice. It seems like the rules were pretty clear.

Competitive cheerleading is kind of cuckoo bananas. They always have the high, teased ponytails with GIGANTIC bows. I’m not saying it’s ok to kick a girl off the team for her hair...but there definitely is a uniform “look” that’s expected with hair and makeup. It’s not a surprise.

In light of the topic of this article, here are some resources for anyone who needs help:

I don’t care if this is a “blog”, I don’t care that ppl mostly make fart jokes in the comments. I am simply amazed at how singular and informative her reporting always is (on topics where most sports writers are burying their heads in the sand), and it’s why I come here.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

Ok, according to people who cook non-psychedelic mushrooms it’s a 10:1 wet to dry ratio. So, more than an eighth, less than a quarter.