“Look at me now! I got a hot body! Jealous?”

this take has me feeling emotions, deeper than i’ve ever dreamed.

Good thing they got their hiking boots on in the middle of the ocean. Never know when you might happen upon a mountain while at sea.

SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

How many Americans’ jobs were “automated out of existence” when automobiles caught on?

At least he doesn’t wear boots when water sporting

I’m sure all the elevator operators in the city can offer advice.

The title also says permanently, but then gives you the relatively painless fix.

Man, this new technology is amazing. People can send you malicious attachments, and if you open them, they ruin your device. Can you imagine if that kind of stuff could have happened five, ten years ago? People sending malicious e-mails that ruin your device when you open them? That would have been terrible!

Wants to be Neimans but really is JCPenny

Can someone explain what a Belk is? Are we talking JCPenny or Neimans?