I was dating a guy. The first time i went to his apartment, he offered me a bottle of water. He opened this immaculate, perfectly organized fridge: Labels forward, rows like a military cemetery. It was some serious Sleeping With the Enemy looking shit. When he left the room, I checked the pantry. Same thing. It was…

There are very few men who do things like this, and some women do as well. The crazies are out there, and you let them control you?

Most men dont do this stuff though.

You don’t feel there is any possible way to vet a person to a degree that you’d feel safe to date him without fear of being murdered if the relationship went sideways?

It was kinda catchy and cute. Do I have bad taste for liking this?