No.

The dealership should just run a promo that you get to hit a salesman with a golf club with every purchase.

Running around shooting people who wrong you is for amateurs. Real men beat the shit out of you with a golf club.

Yeah, thanks Obama!

I mean I get pretty mad at those advertisements too...

You do not joke about giving away free shit to old people in Florida and expect to survive.

Harbaugh is just a growing boy who enjoys the simple things in life like milk and oranges. Cut the man some slacks.

No shit? Not being a terrorist may also stop terrorist attacks. DON’T BE A TERRORIST!

What about kids whose sisters are in a 17 year feud and refuse to celebrate any holidays together so we have to have 2 separate Christmases 45 miles apart every year?

Precisely. They did not hack the “election”. They hacked the email servers of the DNC and apparently the RNC. Big difference.

Two 82 wrongs don’t make a right!

What if it’s a coed cop? Death penalty?

I would’ve gone with a ‘rumpus.’

+1 word of the day calendar

The police report mentions a “fracas?” Looks like Officer Jones couldn’t find a job using his English degree either. I know that feeling.

Not to be the bearer of bad news here, but while there are plenty of reasons not to “expand and strengthen” the nuclear arsenal (strategic considerations, cost-benefit analysis, treaty obligations all come to mind immediately) you raise exactly zero of them. Not only that but your knowledge of American strategic…

Oh wow... A comment from 2014 warning me that this article is from 2010. Your 2 year old comment just saved me a trip out of town to grab my camera.

Why is this showing on my feed on 12.20.2016????

You can’t renew patents. That’s the entire spirit of a patent. In exchange for publishing an invention (which is required to apply for patent protection) you gain a limited term ownership of licensing rights for the invention, after which the invention becomes public domain. AS Danjal87 noted, in some industries it’s…