Shut the fuck up. Your son didn’t mean shit to you until you realized you could make a shit load of money off his death.

Fake news.

If the Patriots win will the Make America Great Again hat return?

The joke is the towel kicks you in the balls when you try to dry off with it.

Nancy Pelosi is an old out of touch hag.

Gamestop is about to get a harsh lesson in the circle of life.

Ample crop space but no water because hoover dam would be sealed immediately and Colorado would stop sending you water.

Enjoy your water wars as they seal up the Hoover dam.

Damn Yurtle finally succeed.

Congratulations man. We work for money to do things we enjoy.

8.4 million people live in New York. 3,000 means nothing.

Cracks me up how nothing is ever good enough for you shit heads.

Does she still have secret service protection? She might be one intern thats safe.

Snopes called, they would like you to leave your bubble.

I could probably name 10 but it would take me awhile because I don’t really associate celebrities and their sexuality like that in my mind.

“We have never discussed any criteria for the listing of sanctions and are not doing it now.”

Im sure he will blame it on racism shortly.

You should kill yourself to lessen the number.

Does the dress Michelle Obama was wearing actually have any chain mail though?

Let he who has not wanted to attack a car salesman with a golf club cast the first stone.