How often do these stories end up being fake? Oh, yeah, pretty much every time. Like the one with the Lesbian waitress Gawker was all gung ho about.

I feel bad for the couple, but then I remind myself that the idiots who are about to fill the comments section here are the same ones that held fast to the fake lesbian waitress story from a few years back, even after the innocent couple involved produced a receipt to prove that she was lying.