#UndeadLivesMatter

Protest kid was cracking me up though.

I thought junkie-kid was much better this week. But protest-kid and angry daughter-kid were still awful people who should go down in the first wave.

Hannibal is about life and beauty and sanity. It's gorgeous, and we'll miss having something so wonderfully twisted to watch.

Yeah. Its part of the reason I had to stop watching! My bloodpressure couldnt take it! Its gorgeously shot, brilliantly acted but if I heard one more whispery pretentious conversation that was blatantly about two different things.....Id need to buy a new tv!

The technical definition of serial killer — having killed three or more people in separate events — probably sweeps in a number of individuals who don’t really meet the popular definition. A crook who kills people who gets in the way of his crimes, a contract killer or that sort of thing doesn’t really sound like what…

In all fairness to the show, Hannibal is about as interested in a realistic depiction of serial killers as Fox News is interested in broadcasting the actual news.

Based on your three things they get right, at least one of my coworkers is a serial killer.

Oh, honey. You are so, so, SO lucky to never had had that manager who would willingly flush you down a toilet to please an asshole customer who is throwing the right flavor of shitfit. Rules don’t matter. Manager’s word is law.

you beautiful, naive land mermaid.

I want to say, “Technically, if he never pays for anything, he’s not a customer,” but when I worked customer service at Nordstrom Rack the managers were such doormats that they’d literally hand cash to obvious and repeat scammers in the name of “good customer service.”

True. The douchenozzle is for discussing douche warfare. Its more powerful cousin is the douchecannon.

I worked for Starbucks on an off for over nine years—nothing in my experience would suggest this barista is in any jeopardy whatsoever.

Sure, that works most of the time. But I don’t think douche capacity is really a good enough standard. For example, that completely ignores the superiority of douchecanoes in stealth-douche applications.

The scammer needs a punch in the throat just for using the phrase “easy as pie” with such a bullshit complicated order.

Didn’t we establish that the minimum balance on a starbucks card is $5? *Checks* Yes, yes we did.

Nah, you’re doing fine. Loads of native speakers fuck those up, to a degree that is depressing. It’s one of the paradoxes of the internet that as it has given us access to more and more information, it has also made us (well, some of us) even more illiterate. There are more and more people who write in internet speak…

My native language is Spanish, and yes, I must confess that it can be frustrating. However those mistakes are very obvious, I should have noticed them, it makes me so angry. Every time I think I have progressed enough to just write and post, something like this happens. I still have a long way to go.

I guarantee you, your English is much better than that idiot’s attempt to mangle your primary language would ever be.

How dare he post an Internet comment workout getting an editor to look over it first!