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I don’t know why Levar seems to be the internet’s fav choice for host.

i rewatched Lost In Translation not too long ago and was taken aback by how dated everything looked.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to pause the latest episode of Ted Lasso before jumping into the shower because you can take Roy and the boys with you.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to pause the latest episode of Ted Lasso before jumping into the shower because

you know where they should put a camera? in the toilet bowl. then you can see how much you have left to wipe. 

you know where they should put a camera? in the toilet bowl. then you can see how much you have left to wipe. 

the camera is their primary use case on the site.

the camera is their primary use case on the site.

the camera is the “mirror”

the camera is the “mirror”

does it work with pornhub? 

does it work with pornhub? 

Kanye West? Ye? Yeezy? Yeezus? the Konman? The Louis Vuitton Don?

HOW DO I REPLY TO PEOPLE? someone replied to something i said, and i have to educate them, but i can’t find their comment anywhere. 

I am not sure why anyone was expecting anything better from a Chinese company

got elephant poachers re-evaluating their sexual preferences now.

i read that whole post as an attempt at irony, and not a genuine excuse based on “Y’all know I only do jokes about whites and cops.”

i disagree since Michael Che’s (and other comedians whose) whole schtick is saying offensive stuff. it’s right on brand... as long as they’re consistent - make fun of/offend everyone equally and you’re just doing your job. single out a specific group or topic repeatedly, then you’re fostering hate. what i can’t stand

I still don’t get why this show is being made on an artistic level.

Mario is tied up with the mob? oh no. 

I’m a gigolo, always on the go”

at this price, i’d just go to Planemax or Planevana.

wait, it was their policy for the mechanic to go to a local store and buy screws himself? it wasn’t just incompetence?

daughter Zen S. Cannon of which he shares with Scott, twin boys Zillion Heir and Zion Mixolydian with Abby De La Rosa, daughter Powerful Queen and son Golden Sagon with Brittany Bell and son and daughter twins Moroccan and Monroe with Mariah Carey.