that’s why RDJ had the best gig in Hollywood. he didn’t have to get in ridiculous shape, nor spend hours in a makeup chair, nor wear an uncomfortable or revealing costume. since his action scenes are from the HUD POV, he could’ve rolled out of bed, sat in a hair and makeup chair for a couple of minutes, and filmed all…

if the pitch is ‘hero gets transported forward in time to fight against aliens alongside his daughter.’

this movie felt like a big-budget Johnny Karate skit. Chris Pratt is living out an 80's action hero cliche with the underlying message “hey kids, science is important” - i believe this is an actual line in the movie.d

i believe every gunshot was CGI.

**SPOILERS**

this movie made me dislike Chris Pratt and JK Simmons for a bit. that’s... like, profound. 

Or why mention Pratt’s character’s 7-year story if it’s actually completely irrelevant? 

which character is gonna do the floss at some point? my money’s on Daffy.

target audience is whatever age Lebron and his kids are.

Daffy asking “oh, we rappin now? we rappin?” got a chuckle from me.

i love throwing down gauntlets. i just threw down my 6th gauntlet of the week over a parking spot, and we’re not even into the weekend yet. it’s never a waste.

Logan’s Run: the sexiest movie of all time.

“if you’re remaking something that doesn’t already have an existing fanbase that we can exploit, what’s the point? just make something original.” - studio executive.

c’mon... 249,855 rounds to 250,000. technically, it should round down to 200,000 rather than 300,000.

you should start a Hentai Puzzle Waifu game review channel. 

putting aside all of the unethical hacking for a minute, how detrimental/noticeable is it to have one of these hidden mining thingamajigs running on your computer? it seem pretty profitable, could there be ways to use it for good? like a charitable organization having an app that you can opt into to donate processing…

hmmm Asian hero...

same with costumes. all MCU superhero suits are bland by similarity these days. 

going back to OP’s OP, in both pop culture awareness and importance to the comics, i’d say Shang-Chi is a tier below Iron Man.

you don’t use your keyboard?