And thus kickstarting “the multiverse of madness”.

Adding “, ha-ha!” at the end makes anything sound like Mickey, you stupid fucking cunt, ha-ha!

“Shortly after World War II”

Aquaman I just thought was extraordinarily overproduced with a frankly terrible script. I could never understand why people were enjoying it.

Joe Six-Pack, for example - want two Marvels. So I like WB’s approach of just taking one movie at a time, and giving directors the freedom to express themselves and do crazy things. It will result in a lot of misses, but the upside is some fine hits.

hopefully someone will go through the EA Sports source code and tell us exactly what “it” is, and why “it” is in the game.

have you seen how hard it is to kill a raptor in these movies? the trained military guys with machine guns and laser sights got slaughtered.

life, uh, finds a way. 

Aquaman 1 was infuriating. i feel like it was supposed to be a by-the-book superhero origin movie, but then got handicapped by BvS and Justice League.

did he write Arthur’s dialogue?

Movies are simply a different medium than TV (which excels at longform storytelling)

not this again. there’s a reason Triple H wasn’t Thor. we’ve tried to make WWE wrestlers into movie stars. let’s list all of the ones that have been able to lead a franchise.

well there’s much more demand for bulky male actors outside of superhero movies. after Chris Hemsworth finishes Thor, he’ll likely maintain his gains to play Hulk Hogan or whatever action hero he plans to be next.

this is exactly why i always carry three wallets with me at all times (with identical contents). just in case i lose one, i have two backups, and i don’t have to stop in my tracks and go home at that moment.

unfortunately since it’s only on Paramount+ , this movie is no longer eligible for an Oscar, right?

Paramount doesn’t make much money from an Old Guard sequel

this doesn’t really look that much like Mission Impossible though. maybe Fast and Furious? 

we saw the movies, but nothing prepared us for what the Singularity would really be like, after the AI mined a broad spectrum of human combat, and launched their Terminators that would hunt us down, and do the floss dance over our corpses.

Mark Whalberg

i was going to say how this looks like something Batman would use, and now i finally understand the Penguin’s whole thing.