i’ve worn corrective lens glasses for the majority of my life, and have been putting off getting LASIK. i should get on it now so that i have a few years of being glasses-free before i’ll want to them again.

was anyone else expecting Tilda Swinton to change accents half-way through the movie, and we find out that she’s not really the Ancient One, but a struggling actor?

hypothetical scenario: let’s say Marvel makes a Disney+ show “Ancient One: Origins” and it tells the story of a young Tilda Swinton learning to become a Sorcerer from “the real” Ancient One, and ends with her taking on the mantle with the utmost respect and reverence for Asian culture. would that make things better or…

Bad Boys 1 and 2 were staples of my childhood. to this day, i still randomly quote “I’m Mike Lowwwwry.” and because of this, i fought the urge to walk out on Bad Boys For Life in the theaters. but i almost did.

Batman v Superman 2

a Christina Hodson script “crackling with spirit” sounds like a spiritual successor to Birds of Prey (if not an indirect sequel). i would have expected Cathy Yan to come back to direct Bat Girl. but then again, BoP is considered an underperformer, so maybe it’s time for a man (or two) to step in.

time is moving at the same pace, you’ve just been moving at a super slow speed, so everything seems to be moving really fast. like a reverse-Flash... but not Reverse-Flash.

wouldn’t being on twitch, onlyfans, and twitter be akin to being in different stores? wouldn’t i want my product on amazon, walmart, and target shelves?

if you’re gonna sell games of women in bikinis playing beach volleyball, why not advertise on videos of women in bikinis playing games of women in bikinis playing beach volleyball in a hot tub?

Sensei Tier: $100/month
- Everything in Senpai Tier
+ 3 DM’s/month on instagram

just thinking about trying this makes me feel nauseous

how many times have you looked at your phone and thought “i wish i had more screen space”

can’t wait for youtube to get a hold of these. someone’s gonna extend that sliding screen, pour sand all over it, slam it shut, then complain about Samsung’s crappy design.

i’ve heard kids today watch more content on their phone than TV. even when there’s a TV right in front of her, my cousin will just watch youtube on her phone. i dont get it either. but i’m sure she’d like to browse the web/social media while she’s watching youtube on her phone. and in a few years, her generation will…

Asia: the land of rain and neon signs. 

origin story. don’t expect the full costume until the final battle. 

nvm

If the choice is to lie about your status, or get accosted...

they chide consumerism yet sponsor ads. just the same, i hate the shit they post here, and yet i read it all. we’re all walking paradoxes. 

on second thought, this might be a better idea for a Hobbes and Shaw sequel than the main F&F saga. though, we’d need Tej to invent the time machine.